Super Matthew and Blazing Batty vs The Candyman and the Candycanes

The Madcap Adventures of

Super Matthew and Blazing Batty

Faster than Splendid's super-speed

More powerful than Skimbleshanks' locomotive

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is it Brian Boitano?

HELL NO! It's

SUPER MATTHEW!

And his sidekick BLAZING BATTY!

''*A green squirrel is sitting in a chair licking a lollipop and looking through a pair of binoculars. He is looking at the candy store and smiles evilly*''

Squirrel: They all laughed at me...They said I was a FREAK! HAHAHA! Soon...you will be MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*coughs*-Oh, God that hurts!

At the Headquarters...

Super Matthew: *sitting at a table, dressed as Super Matthew* Next!

*Lord Tourettes, dressed in a dark-green mask and cape, walks elegantly on stage*

Lord Tourettes(Tourettes Dude): Hello, COCKSUCKERS! I am Tourettes DICK Dude!

Super Matthew: So, what are your powers?

Tourettes Dude: Well, I have super swearing!

Blazing Batty: What?

Tourettes Dude: *breathes in very, very, VERY deeply* SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-*windows crack, Super Matthew's ducks down under the table and Blazing Batty's mask flies off*

Tourettes Dude: '''IIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!! '*smiles as Super Matthew gets back up from the table and Blazing Batty fixes his mask. Very long pause*''

*Super Matthew and Blazing Batty look at each other*

Blazing Batty: Next! *Lord Tourettes sobs and runs off the stage as Mime, hoding a purple blanket walks up on stage*

Blazing Batty: *to Super Matthew* Remind me, why we're looking for a new member?

Super Matthew: 'Cause we need someone to help us to guard the Emerald Emerald after someone nearly broke it when we were at the museum!

Blazing Batty: Oh. Anyway... So, what are your powers-

Super Matthew: Hey, that's my line! *clears throat* So, what's your powers?

''*Mime puts his blanket on the floor, flat. Suddenly, a round lump appears when Mime waves his hands over the blanket. He takes the blanket off to reveal the Emerald Emerald! He then waves the blanket over himself and the emerald and disappears.''

Super Matthew: Oh, God, no! *runs over to where Mime was* We have to get that emerald back!

Blazing Batty: What do you think he's gonna use the emerald for?

Super Matthew: I don't know...But, I do know that this is a job for SUPER MATTHEW!

Super Matthew jumps out in front of Blazing Batty